c'mon who is it?

google syncfucked up my outlook at work with weird deleted events. such a pain

exactly. I spend my time online doing stuff that is less boring than sleeping or watching tv

Good to order online for the slow carb diet so you don't feel like a prissy asshole when ordering

I signed up with twitter and then after giving it my name and email it loaded a page saying it's invite only. Is this broken? or does that mean the invites are gone?

yeah i use a separate profile in chrome

Talking about English Players diving and no mention of Stevie G! It's a miracle

Fun Fact: Lacrosse is Canada's National Sport!

Growing up in the NE (I went to the best public school for Lacrosse in the country), not only did I not realize that not every school had Lacross, I didn't know that people saw it as a preppy rich sport.

no lacrosse? or is that not as regional as I think?

Phillipe Aumont and Jose Canseco provided my favorite twitter lulz for the evening.

I have tried to make a pithy comment about how angry this makes me, but I'm too angry to do it. So, I'll just say: Fuck these assholes.

tl;dr

In fairness to canadians, their milk comes in bags and that's just freaky.

huh. SEPTA needs to get on that with NJT so that my transpass will work on the Patco

ha! Is it possible it's him?

He's just trying to keep her calm. He's a friggin hero. I love how he is on the call.

So he replaced the extremely douchey "changing my last name to my uniform number"* with the uber-douchey "beating your wife so hard that she's gonna need stitches"

2012—got butthurt on internet after pouring heart & soul into facebook profile

they know my phone number from when I needed them to text me an invite code. Oh well.