no lacrosse? or is that not as regional as I think?

Phillipe Aumont and Jose Canseco provided my favorite twitter lulz for the evening.

I have tried to make a pithy comment about how angry this makes me, but I'm too angry to do it. So, I'll just say: Fuck these assholes.

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In fairness to canadians, their milk comes in bags and that's just freaky.

huh. SEPTA needs to get on that with NJT so that my transpass will work on the Patco

ha! Is it possible it's him?

He's just trying to keep her calm. He's a friggin hero. I love how he is on the call.

So he replaced the extremely douchey "changing my last name to my uniform number"* with the uber-douchey "beating your wife so hard that she's gonna need stitches"

2012—got butthurt on internet after pouring heart & soul into facebook profile

they know my phone number from when I needed them to text me an invite code. Oh well.

Well, it is a tax technically but you can not pay your license fee—though that is a criminal offense. It's pretty easy to not pay your license.

Maybe they apologized because Kobe Bryant isn't relevant any longer?

Twitter, streaming internet, and shitty US coverage was around 4 years ago—why are people complaining so much now? Not that I don't agree with the complaints, it's just, it seems a bit more hardcore than it was 4 years ago.

I know this isn't deadspin but +1

I lost 100+ pounds and I had to stop drinking for a couple of months to do it. Then when I got into a routine, I was drinking and eating what I wanted and still building muscle/losing weight—though at a slower pace. When I hurt my back I didn't cut out my drinking and gained 20 pounds in a couple months. Now I've…

That's the fault of restaurant people not people lying about allergies

Sometimes though, especially if you have a lot to lose, you have to get to the point where a lifestyle change is even possible—it's hard to work out daily when you're 300 lbs etc.

I was warned with "exactly like you think it would" and I still clicked. That's completely my fault.

Yeah but they're not old enough for him to really "get it" yet. Right now, they're at the age where he's worried about rape and kidnapping as boogie men, and boys being horny jerks. His daughters haven't had to go through the mental checklist of "can I take this dude who just sat next to me and smiled if he's a…