Are you not still enjoying your Ginsu knives? Watch them slice this tomato like a scalpel, even after cutting through this tin can!

Scooby Doo might doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter.

I don't know, but now I have a reason to go and watch it again. So thanks.

She's taking over for George Noory on Coast to Coast AM.

THEY KILLED CYRUS!

Travis picking at its finest. Loved this guy's style.

Pâté Smith? With a calm cool wit like that she should've come up with an idea that wasn't already done everywhere by lots and lots of other people.

No. One is a cabbage patch doll with downs. The other one is a hobbit.

She was buns up kneelin. He was wheelin and dealin. That…is poetry.

He's a good dad. He bought them all mandolins for Christmas.

Why didn't you cut her ear off?

I agree. The Harry Dean Stanton cameo was really well done.

You really hit your stride around episode 4. I was disappointed it did not get renewed for a second season. Have you contacted the Destination America channel perhaps?

I enjoy the academic part of the gathering, when Devry and University of Phoenix set up information tables in the parking lot, and let people fuck on them.

They ain't got Duff, but they gotta lotta Fudd.

Jesus was a retarded boy who got nailed to a cross while the lifeguards were fucking. He was buried, and three days later he came back. THEN he became a huge man, and became immortal. Get to know the New Testament, brother.

So this is why the Focus On the Family inductions involve all the men wearing hockey masks? Or is that because of something even weirder?

Duddy. How apt.

I am quite certain that Reggie is the current incarnation of Le Comte de St. Germain.

That would seem like appropriate business.