Paul Anka's endorsing this beer? I'm gonna look.

I liked his part in Fresh, as the self-absorbed, alcoholic chess hustler. That's a pretty solid film all around, come to think of it.

So THAT'S why teenage girls are so awful.

I think it was the mustache, not the music.

I bet some kids have killed at least one frog trying to make it ride a tiny unicycle while filming it.

Have you ever spent nearly a year on a unicycle?

Have they partnered with the Devry Institute? Smart move, Atari; Here comes the future!

Come to my bar, Mr. Taffer. I have a special drink I created just for you, called a "Tafferblast"; I fart into a lightly chilled pint glass, then I smash it against the side of your stupid face.

I've been knocked down again, by more than one of those things.

Good 'ol Shermy…always smokin that sherm stick.

Poor Ally McBeal! She's suffered so much already…

If only Chris Farley were still alive…this was the role he was built for.

Jesus. They could have been killed. Throats. Slashed!

Was this Thoreau, or Justin Vernon?

Try making eye contact. Maintain it, then slowly break wind. When finished, squint real hard and say, "Yeah. Thassa a good fart". Either the kid will warm up to you, and you can make it run stupid little errands for the rest of the day, or it will hide from you until quitting time. Trust me. I'm a developmental…

In their community darkroom. DUH.

That's just a guy in a suit, who's blowing Sasquatch.

That hot Yanni release got him in a bit of trouble with the sheriff down in Lubbock.

Nobody Was Amused.

"We Keep Are Shit To Areselves."