Can't everyone in this state just wear a diaper, or go behind the garbage cans in the alley, like civilized humans?

Le boulevard des lésions suintantes du pénis…so, so quaint.

Ah, Paris. Like a beautiful woman with halitosis and crabs.

Congratulations; Pirate Prentice will arrive with your banana breakfast shortly. Try not to get an erection.

You've obviously never ordered a burrito on the hill in Boulder. Just try and maneuver your purchase from prep table to door without getting a whisker in your guac. Buncha gawdam savages in that town.

Back in Fat.

Those 'dirty kids' are a nice touch.

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Ah, yes. I too love Vivaldi.

Agreed. I remember when my jokester friend first introduced me, he asked, "Have you heard of PJ Harvey? It's this band that dresses up like rabbits in pajamas." I was intrigued, then confused, then enamored.

I know. Probably to Vassar.

Vaping caramel colored water in the bathroom at a private school in Chelsea, New York? This girl has serious issues.

She married a proud and poor chauffeur, against her family's wishes, birthed his daughter and died. The daughter took her name and lives in a cursed and grandiose abbey somewhere on the edge of yesterday. Of course she's down with all things Moz.

He is no longer in mint condition.

I will never get over what happened to Big Bad Bill.

Yeah AJ. Why aren't you hitting all that Vassar tail that always shows up to these events?

Found it! It's on the BYU "Welcome Returning Elders and Freshmen" page.

Pffft. Jazz. They just make it up as they go along. Anyone can do that.

Remove the 'kick', and I'd believe you.

That's from a Judy Blume book.