Soccer-Comic will close, and then we will cry-walk.

Poor Mr. Teeny.

I hate gay fish.

Hmm…weevil infested hominy is a very difficult medium to work with. I would like to see him give it a try though.

Ghetto Botero. I am in awe, young man. Could someone get in touch with this kid and see if he could do an Ann Coulter using bleached chunks of dog feces?

Built to Spill + Caustic Resin = One of the greatest shows I have ever seen.

I just can't relate to any of that. My 14th birthday was in '87. And I celebrated by getting laid. It too was a delight. Hey! I DO relate to one thing you said. Wanna go to the arcade?

And you always have to watch out for the Great Jerry Sandanesky.

Puppy Bowl South Korea is a lot more entertaining, as the stakes are much, much higher.

VHS box of Lair of the White Worm. It gave me boners and nightmares. Not always in that order.

Who's on Kursk?

Basically it's a documentary about life in central Florida.

If it wasn't, In the Company of Men should have been.

I always thought there should be a song about George the Animal Steele making sweet gentle love to Andre the Giant. It would be called "Tonight; Mine".

Evening in Bucharest is not nearly as romantic as it sounds…Unless you find packs of rabid dogs, Roma kids and prostitutes romantic. Wait; Who am I kidding? I DO find packs of rabid prostitutes rather romantic.

Classic Cosby!

And then they ate him.

The Wilco Machine has done wonders for big city economies in this here country. And it's kept out the immigrants 6 days a week. So all of us here at the Thinkin Fellers Union Local 282 are voting TWEEDY.

that coffee is not free.

Gimme an 'R'; "ARR!" 'O'; "OHH!". 'C'; "SEE!". 'K'; "KAY!" Whatcha got? "ROCK!" And whatcha gonna do? "ROCK YOU!"