you saw his chicken kit too? masterful.

So that baby from Eraserhead is all grown up, and experiencing this great big world all on his own? Good for him.

Finally. The "America is SHit/Buy our; Albums" tour goes stateside.

Ugh. I had to do a little puke-and-swallow when I saw her picture. What is she? An old Gucci bag that was left in the Atacama for the past 41 years? I'm filing suit against the AV Club for not warning me.

Sounds a lot like my sister's wedding.

Finally, a record that could give you CANCERAIDS if handled without protection. Promo copies for all firsties!

Both bands smell a lot like Ke$ha's pooter now.

Wayne, please; Stop. Just…stop.

Early Bird Special! $2.95 before 7pm!

Sorry Miles. You just weren't good enough.

One time my great dane ate a whole skein of black yarn. 2 cans of wet dog food later, and there's Lil Wayne laying in my back yard. So I bagged him up, tossed him. It was cool. Still get a christmas card from him every year.

I don't know. It's just a bunch of clicks and whistles.

Flimshaw.

It's just a bunch of clicks and whistles.

Had at least one character dressed up as Ku Klux Klam, it would have all been acceptable, but now I'm just one Disgruntled Goat. Fuck that intro.

Hellbound.

You can drive on 9? Man, I can't even read a stop sign on that shit. Respect.

It's always the last place you look.

Most jawdropping TEDTalks in a while.

Bless me Altamont. We are grateful for your Angels and their knives.