Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

Nah.

This horrifies me, as a dog lover & pit bull mom. I find the maltreatment this breed suffers heartbreaking. Posting a pic of pup and me just because.

“These dogs are naturally pugnacious”

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

Sorry... I got off track.

Well this discussion derailed quickly

No one ever trains for these situations.

Lol! Fair. In questioning his example I used my own questionable example.

Son, this response couldn’t be more American if it was bombing brown people for oil. I salute you.

We won’t be Great Again(TM) until the country is purged of everyone not a white Christian conservative willing to work until unprofitable to our corporate overlords. Until every state & national park has an oil derrick and ash pond in it. Until all children are in charter schools. We cannot be great again until the…

Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

As the equivalent of a Twitter egg on Kinja, I stand with Durant. Anonymous clap back is where it’s at.

Especially on 4th-and-we’re not fucking touching that subject

As an expert in the matter, I predict the NFL is going to punt on this.

I read the comments here for puns and sarcasm. I have no need for steely-eyed logic on deadspin dot com. -1

As far as I’m concerned big time college football is an illegal price fixing cartel, under any honest reading of law, and I have no affinity for the scool or coach, but if a student has been suspended from an extracurricular once already, its pretty reasonable to think that he was told at that time that any further…

White Opinion Alert. Feel free to disregard.

AND THE CROWD GOES D’AWWWWW

He is not doing this as a parody, but rather as a grifter. That’s all he is. I’m sure he has some foundational level of genuine awfulness, you sort of have to in order to do what he does, but I think 50% of his personality is a huckster appealing to an even lower common denominator than he naturally would.