Ah, this makes so much sense. All those black guys who died first in every action or horror movie weren’t pushovers, they were just playing on Legendary.

And the dragon shit is on everything. Talk about environmental hazards.

I’ve always enjoyed a little snake oil in my coffee.

Spoiler alert

Close shave. Starred for the execution.

Two games I wish they’d remaster:

...departed Earth just a few days after Donald Trump was elected president...

I know she is only an astronaut, but can she also be our president????

I fucking love this show. Apparently it’s not internet cool to like it? But I love how they skewer just about everything, including and especially Batman

say it to my face

He didn’t run like a little bitch, he staged a brave strategic regrouping through the bushes screaming “Not the face! Not the face!”.

The Judas Contract one from the spring was pretty good. Timm wasn’t involved with that.

Yeah, I’ll admit there are a couple of people I stay friends with simply for all their drama.

He can read his name and shit.

No wonder they’ve never given him dialogue before.

Because son, their very existence is an affront to our beliefs. if we let them live they’ll start crossing our borders illegally and saving our princesses for less wages than us. then they’ll bring their culture, changing neighborhoods, not even speak our language. No son, we cannot let that happen. Get my Fire Rod

NEEEEERD! NERD! NERD! NERD! kidding! That was interesting.

... Oh, I never answered the question: you wish you WERE kidding. It’s subjunctive, you’re not actually kidding so it’s counterfactual.

“I wish I were. (Or is it “I wish I was”? I’ve never quite known.)”

Unrelated, but holy shit, that lede image. One dude in budget Call of Duty cosplay, a couple of dudes cosplaying the Village People, a handful of grandmas in gas station sunglasses, one dude wearing the safety goggles he stole from work, and one dude nervous his racial superiority protest might make him miss his tee…