Ah, this makes so much sense. All those black guys who died first in every action or horror movie weren’t pushovers, they were just playing on Legendary.

Two games I wish they’d remaster:

...departed Earth just a few days after Donald Trump was elected president...

I know she is only an astronaut, but can she also be our president????

say it to my face

Yeah, I’ll admit there are a couple of people I stay friends with simply for all their drama.

He can read his name and shit.

No wonder they’ve never given him dialogue before.

Because son, their very existence is an affront to our beliefs. if we let them live they’ll start crossing our borders illegally and saving our princesses for less wages than us. then they’ll bring their culture, changing neighborhoods, not even speak our language. No son, we cannot let that happen. Get my Fire Rod

NEEEEERD! NERD! NERD! NERD! kidding! That was interesting.

... Oh, I never answered the question: you wish you WERE kidding. It’s subjunctive, you’re not actually kidding so it’s counterfactual.

“I wish I were. (Or is it “I wish I was”? I’ve never quite known.)”

Thanks for sharing. It’s helpful to hear others who face this issue. This is something I never talk about, but it weighs heavy on me. I have been on a vicious weight gain/loss roller coaster for the past decade. I will go through periods of time where I work out daily and eat minimally. I will drop weight and people…

Unrelated, but holy shit, that lede image. One dude in budget Call of Duty cosplay, a couple of dudes cosplaying the Village People, a handful of grandmas in gas station sunglasses, one dude wearing the safety goggles he stole from work, and one dude nervous his racial superiority protest might make him miss his tee…

Thank you for writing this, and I hope my comment is helpful/acceptable.

I needed this.

Hmmm, my keen human insight senses tell me you are upset about something, but I am unsure as to what... Have I offended you previously or are you a new customer?

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

We did the lack of A/C thing a couple years ago. We can do this.

Feel free to contact me when you’ve done anything impressive.