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FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

You may be in a locker, but you’re 100% right and I’m kicking myself.

[most annoyingly pedantic voice possible] Technically this is *arithmetic* but you’ll see that your convenient acrostic still functions as designed [gets shoved into locker with the power of 1,000 Kawhi dunks]

This was one of the greatest games I’ve ever watched and the single greatest feat was pulled off by my wife. We’re watching the 3rd overtime from a small town on the coast and we’re out of beer and the only store that sells it is a quarter mile away and closes at 11. At 10:50 with the blazers down 5 with 8 or so

How she found them exactly isn’t answered, unless you assume the “Where’s Fury?” scene at the end of Captain Marvel has already happened before the start of Endgame.

A proper dog petting must include a scratch under the jaw and a skritch behind one, if not both, ears.

What rhetoric? Are you fucking kidding? She’s pointing out basic objective facts and people are threatening to kill her. Who the fuck ungreyed you?

Oh, fuck that, “Just don’t take any nude photos” shit in every way possible.

Rule 7.03(a)(2): A game may be forfeited to the opposing team when a team employs tactics palpably designed to delay or shorten the game.

I miss the days when people honored the unwritten rules

I captured all of Nora’s journal entries. They are quite funny!

When I clicked on this blog, I didn’t think I’d get to see two different guys get stomped.

I hate to turn this into a civics lesson, but no, it does not say that at all. It says that there are four who serve as “state senators”. You see, in state government, the state is divided into “districts” who each elect a “representative” to “represent” that district in the state “legislature”. These are not

Bruno Fernando made an enemy out of every man, woman, and child in Nebraska tonight...

Another possible follow up for Jason Whitlock: “Only child? Broken home with no siblings to learn how to work things out? Yeah, of course Jesus of Nazareth was a loser who didn’t peak until he was 33 - and only had one good year.”

#objectiveanalysis

UPDATE: Got a great deal on a hotel room through Priceline!

My wife of 16 years and mother to our three boys is an only child. I’m going to go call her a fraud and a bad leader and report back my findings.