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You’ve got to be shitting me.

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One year to the day after being arrested for having a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old girl, and about a month…

Following Lady Gaga’s Oscar performance, Jaime King revealed that she is a survivor of sexual abuse on Instagram…

After two decades with a sign that says “PUSSY POSSE: NO GIRLS ALLOWED (UNLESS UR NAKED OR BROUGHT WEED)” hanging…

Does Meghan Trainor have a new single coming out on Friday? Yes.

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For my money, the big NFL news this week was Diana Moskovitz’s report that discredited quack Dr. Elliot Pellman is…

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Inevitably, you’ve got a holiday party or two left to attend (unless you wriggle your way out of it), and it’s only…

As you may have imagined, our call for your sordid tales of holiday party mishaps yielded tales of in-office…

We’re down to the final four weeks of one of the crummiest NFL regular seasons anyone can remember. Your boy Adam…

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A Fort Meyers couple has announced that their wedding on October 10 will have a Wedding Crashers theme, in that they…

Long-distance travels are a drain on both your time and money. The fact that such journeys can also seriously mess…

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