Twitter just needs to go on and make this the pinned tweet on the homepage, and save us all from the aggravating weekly exercise of getting our hopes up.
NUH-UH! NUH-UH! OUR WISE AND NICE AND COOL PREZIDENT REAL DONALD TRUMP SAID EVERYONE ELSE **WAS** LAUGHING AT US AND NOW THEY’RE **NOT** LAUGHING AT US!!!! HE SAID SO!!! YOU CALLING HIM AND ALL US ALTERNATE TRUTHTELLERS????? YOU’RE THE ONES WHO ARE LAUGHING — NO, WAIT, I MEANT WE’RE THE ONES WHO ARE LAUGHING...shit,…
It all makes sense, assuming he’s tweeting from the shitter — all that straining and pushing to force out one blood-soaked, pellet-sized shit that sinks to the bottom of the bowl like a rocket? Christ, if that was my routine morning constitutional, I’d be furious to the point of senility too.
E’yup — I long ago gave up thinking the scum that is the GOP will do a damn thing about Trump, especially now that their god awful agenda is up and running.
Reminds me of that takedown from Garrison Keillor last year before this nightmare started where he essentially says, even if he were to win, he’d still be seen as a joke by the old money Manhattan elite — the people Trump DESPERATELY wants vindication from and to be accepted by.
That’s where I’m at right now — however, I think I’ve used up my hate reserves on Trump, and just see him as a doddering old idiot who spent his life playing the role of “The Bossman” without anything good to show for it, and now is just a bumbling, syphilis-ridden joke. Looking at his physical appearance, fading…
1. I like your username.
See, my pure, mainlined smack with all of this bullshit are the message boards on the right wing sites. I don’t know why I do it to myself, but every time some shit goes down, my first stop is free republic to see how the sunburned, toupee-wearing geriatrics are spinning shit and yelling at each other over loyalty.
It’s one of the departments that Jared’s handling, for sure.
I wonder how many rejections to job offers this administration gets? Humor me here, but you’d assume these types of dipshits aren’t their #1 choices for these roles, right? I mean, at the point, having “The National Organization for Toddler Smoking & Puppy Murder” probably looks better on a resume than “The Trump…
Love the backwards-sounding sound effect throughout, and the long shot of the woods at the end, yet am so glad they’re holding off on revealing any Black Lodge scenes so far — I want to be surprised/thoroughly-fucking-freaked-out when I see that first “strobe light/single spotlight” scene.
I would also maybe suggest a “wad” of assholes.
Not to mention dropping that kind of cash during an emerging Trump economy. I get that a lot of these kids were maybe in high school during the Great Recession, but man, that is some piss poor money management/planning just for some dipshit instagram pics.
Honestly, WHY DOES HE THINK THAT LOOKS NORMAL, LET ALONE GOOD??? If I woke up one day and my face was that color I would go to the emergency room.
Why, I reckon I’d even go so fah as to call the good Attorney Gen’rul a knave!
They never leave. I mean, what else are they gonna do — being the completely un-employable, B.O.-reeking, Oxy-popping mommy’s-boys — other than “rile-up the libturds”? This is, quite literally, all they have in their sad, meaningless lives.
Oh, doddering old white men and their borderline orgasmic love of standard dessert fare...