He's all of America's problems personified in one piece of shit.

+1 for the "Minnesota Nice" reference.

Just so I'm clear here — are "Twitter Feminists" those people on Twitter who tends to post Tweets using words like "trigger" and "privilege" and "-shaming" and don't understand the concept of "you get 140 characters to say your piece" and instead opt to post, like, 20 tweets in a row ranting and railing on a given…

I read that as them saying, "What's a blatantly more obvious way we can say 'We're really upset that our back-asswards approach to anti-bullying went national' but still make it sound like we're sorry-not-sorry?"

Allow me to make an argument for why comic book fanboys should make a solid run in this.

You know how every time there's a listicle or one of these bracket type things that mean absolutely nothing, and how guaranteed there's always at least one comment that starts with, "Ummm, I think you forgot to mention [insert some…

Literally my first thought when I initially read the SI piece. "Football is a man's man sport and I'll be gawdammed if some homersessual will be on my manly team fulla real 'Merican men....oh but hey, can you not quote me on that? I don't want to sound, ya know, homophobic or anything...heh..."

I give it an 8/10 trolling. Solid ignorance, mention of "what about the children???" and weird fascination with semen are always crowd-pleasers, but needs more caps lock. Would definitely reply again.

Agree — I want to see this happen often during the Olympics. "Well, another day, another stray dog finds its way onto the Curling ice and chases those stone things..."

one thing needs to be made clear: There is next to zero chance that this match will be anything other than a total fraud, a prearranged entertainment.

Can I just throw a quick "Benghazi" in here just to spice things up a bit?

Can you explain this to me in the form of a meme please?

It's Minnesota. Shit gets there late.

God willing, The Good and Honorable Roger Goodell is hard at work writing a new rule that outlaws the show of emotion and/or enthusiasm during a post-game interview after an exciting end to an NFL playoff game. We need to think of the children and — most importantly — The Shield!

This needs to get out of the grays immediately.

....grandma?

Co-signed — might I add the Oakley & Mason years, Houston's game-winner against the heat (and, yes, FUCK the heat), Larry's 4-point play, and Pat Ewing being a warrior on two busted knees? THIS is why I love this team.

Oh, Heat fans *tussles hair* — it's cute that you guys think you're a for real honest-to-goodness fanbase.

Since this is a Drew Magary post, here's my rankings for a fun Friday/Saturday/"Drinking Holiday" night:

1. Staying home, drinking a glass of whisky I didn't have to wait in a crowd or tip for, falling asleep well before 10 pm
2. - 3,638. Dying in a firey plane crash while being mauled by tigers at the same time.
3,639.…

Can I also throw in "#blessed" and the string of "sooooo pretty!" comments after every selfie to your FB effigy?

We get it, Fox. You love the flag and Thomas Jefferson more than the spawn of Betsy Ross and Sallie Hemmings, okay?!