Oh, great, thanks — way to make it all scientific and maybe-I-should-see-a-doctor-ish.

I'll be gaw-damned if I just sit here like some kinda nobody and agree to disagreeing with you! I disagree with your pre-arranged agreement!

Anyone else find humor in the fact that, out of the whole entire internet, only one person is admitting to being a Hawk Harrelson fan? And not only that, adamantly defending him as being a good announcer? Please keep this flame going!

Agree with both of you. I remember watching both of those as a kid when they originally aired on TV and being freaked out by red curtains or spotlights for years after. The Black Lodge sequence in the finale still ranks #1 on my personal Creepiest Shit Ever in a Film or Television Show list.

I dunno, that rebuttal was pretty iron clad IMO.

Well, he did say it on the internet, so we have to just assume it's 100% true.

I have to say I totally LOL'd at the "Proceed to establish a good perimeter defense" line the most. With what in this situation? Your car? Or do you gun nuts also carry sandbags or cinder blocks or whatever in addition to your weapons (sorry, "tools" *eye roll*)? Or just start blindly firing in the hopes that you'll…

Joe Giudice is the living embodiment of the way I feel after eating too much at lunch.

Seriously — between this and the Jose Fernandez episode, someone needs to tell McCann to stop being the unofficial baseball etiquette sheriff and get his fat ass behind the plate and catch — you know, play the game instead of telling others to play the game?

Once again, Vince was ahead of his time...

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Still gross.

My take was always: why would you WANT to eat on a subway? I've been in Port Authority bathrooms that were cleaner.

I have full faith that our noble and upstanding legal system will deliver a stinging and stern slap on his well-moisturized, gold-bracelted wrist.

Hooray! That's two assholes down, only a few million to go!

As a Knick fan, I was going to say "With Dolan being dropped in the middle of the ocean somewhere," so it looks like we're on a similar wavelength here.

But seriously, fuck that tiny cooler.

No — it's more Dungeons & Dragons for sports geeks.

I'm definitely in the "not a Yankees fan AT ALL" camp, but when it comes to Ruth, he's like a fixture of Americana right up there with John Wayne and Abe Lincoln. Seeing those photos is kinda like seeing the death of a true legend. Great piece, Ben.