There’s also some brief video footage of an ill-conceived Mike Bordick prank gone awry, but neither one of us remembered that.

You forgot to put quote marks around the word Christian. Because these people are not Christian, no matter what they say.

It’s a genuinely sad way to end the Warriors’ time in Oakland. It’s too bad they decided to adopt Silicon Valley’s mantra of “move fast and break things” at just the wrong time.

For quoting MLK a lot in their anguished letters, I think some of those Seattle parents forgot this passage from the Birmingham County Jail letter-- replace moderate with liberal, because that’s just the shifting goalposts since the Reagan Years:

White people. Am I right?

My favorite theory of Rey is that she is neither a Skywalker nor a Solo, but a relation to another main character from both previous trilogies. And given who JJ brought in to do a voice cameo during the flashback scene when Rey touched the lightsabre....