I’d call this the worst case of a guy with an unpronounceable name destroying a Jet in New York, but…well, you know.

Why did your law school turn out so many Chinese restaurant founders?

My wife has a 2014 Challenger and I a 2011 Charger. We have a 3 year old and a six year old so two car seats in each car. It is easy and wonderful at the same time. Love seeing people look weird at you when you walk to a Challenger with a family of 4 and all slide in nice and easy. With the trunk we normally throw…

Should have thought about that before funding them in Syria. But then again, the US State Department and the White House don't do long term thinking...or thinking at all...

That's almost as complex as getting my girlfriend turned on.

In United States, you ford river. In Soviet Russia, you river Ford.

RIP tiled comments, the one thing KINJA consistently did right.

Die Hard 3? No. That was Sam Jackson, totally different actor.

That's not fair — now the guy's got a lead foot.

In case anybody thought he didn't deserve horrible things done to him.

The last time an owner of St. Louis Spirits received $500 million was 2009, when the Cardinals paid off Tony La Russa's bar tab.

I got mad for a second, but Life Goes On. +1

+1 chromosome

This must be Richie Incognito's dream, because only the white guy lives downtown.

How do you fuck up THAT badly?

Wow.

#LeanForward