I think your definition of adventure bike is off. They don’t have to be $25,000 1,200cc behemoths. I spent 3 winters essentially living on a BMW G650GS that cost me about $6,000 new. I spent that time in the deserts of California, Arizona, Nevada and Utah, about 50% of my time in the dirt. The only farkles I added…
I get that not everybody is into cars, but holy shit, come on! It's not like this caption was talking about some impenetrable technical detail; it was just [Company] unveils new [car]. That's it! Is 'Lamborghini' thought of as some sort of generic term for supercar, like Kleenex is for tissue? I can't believe that.
First of all, Colbert, let me express my complete and utter lack of surprise that you live in Connecticut. I say this because Connecticut is the land of Audi A4 6-speed wagons; it's their home; it's like Connecticut's version of the Super Duty pickup. And by God, if your buddy's A4 wagon doesn't have lacrosse gear in…