I’ve never had any desire for a Porsche 911 until this moment. Now I know what must be done:

Not technically a car but here goes anyways...

Q: What’s the difference between a rental car and a Jeep?

I think your definition of adventure bike is off. They don’t have to be $25,000 1,200cc behemoths. I spent 3 winters essentially living on a BMW G650GS that cost me about $6,000 new. I spent that time in the deserts of California, Arizona, Nevada and Utah, about 50% of my time in the dirt. The only farkles I added…

I spent 3 winters riding a BMW 650 GS around the desert states; About 20,000 miles worth of camping, hiking, and exploring dirt roads and trails in that time.

I get that not everybody is into cars, but holy shit, come on! It's not like this caption was talking about some impenetrable technical detail; it was just [Company] unveils new [car]. That's it! Is 'Lamborghini' thought of as some sort of generic term for supercar, like Kleenex is for tissue? I can't believe that.

First of all, Colbert, let me express my complete and utter lack of surprise that you live in Connecticut. I say this because Connecticut is the land of Audi A4 6-speed wagons; it's their home; it's like Connecticut's version of the Super Duty pickup. And by God, if your buddy's A4 wagon doesn't have lacrosse gear in…