The Cardinals lost their 20th game.

“Game 3 is Sunday night.”

Simply put.

Fuck Don Mattingly.

He’s right they aren’t the Monstars. The Monstars end up losing the game. It’s like he’s never seen the movie!

I haven’t seen a beating this bad since the season premiere of the Walking Dead.

Makes me wonder if any of the owners ever came to the Woodward Dream Cruise, or a similar even here in the States, and if any of them geeked out like I would if I ever visited one of the shows Ken has been snapping

Imma let you finish, but

“There were a grand total of zero immaculate innings between Lefty Grove’s on September 27th, 1928 and Billy Hoeft’s on September 7th, 1953.”

* insert TOP GUN gif here *

I, for one, can’t wait for all of the Top Gun references in the comments.

If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.

What the hell is this widebody Chrysler 300 SRT with Dodge Demon wheels?

I have a feeling I’ll be using this a lot in the next week:

Pot on Kettle: That sonofabitch is dangerously dark

What we need is Vince McMahon to create the XLB where when you’re on the basepaths, anything goes. Hard slide, dragon punch, or take the SS out with a well executed spear. Fielders carry a nightstick. And if you wuss out with a concussion you get blasted with a heater in the ribs on your next at bat.

Hence the important modifier “exciting”!

I forgot that a Houston team actually played tonight

Let’s just get these out of the way