@♥♦ Goopplesoft ♣♠: I like that statement too. I think everyone is in favor of reducing crime.

I thought they were supposed to send the co-pilot down to manually crank the landing gear into place.

I could care less about the content of these ads. There are two things I do care about that apparently aren't happening:

This is why you should enter as many photo contests as possible. You never know what the winning picture might be.

nitrous oxide - that's funny.

I prefer gift cards or certificates for the simple reason that I will end up spending cash on something routine like gas or groceries. When gift giving time comes around I always tell my people where I like to shop. That way if they do choose to give me a card there is less of a chance I will misplace it, let it…

Here's a neighborhood from 2700 years ago. Old habits are hard to change.

There are all kind of experiments that can be performed to prove or disprove the preconceptions of human beings. There are some things that just shouldn't be done regardless of what we learn from it.

I have at least tried if not made regular use of the more popular web browsers over the years. It's nice to see competition drive feature development and enhancement forward. I have no need or desire to promote one browser over another. I do find it entertaining to watch and read about others struggles with their…

@Nos_2411: Yeah and that could lead to all kinds of weird stuff like he might even get a date if the dog doesn't bite him.

I carry a Classic SD with me everywhere I go...except on airplanes and in courthouses.

Discover was my first credit card (after my Sears card). I felt as though I had finally made it when I got that card until I "discovered" the only place I could use it was Sears.

I recently had a hard drive problem with a laptop. It would periodically not spin-up when the computer powered up. This caused the BIOS to report no boot disk found.

This is not helping the economy.

I guess Merriam-Webster needs to update the definition of "customer" to include "also, a person visiting an internet web site that hosts pirated content".

@SkelatorDan: I was thinking the same thing. It kind of reminds me of using a magnifying glass to burn something...it takes a little while for it to get hot enough to start smoking.

I found an iPhone in the road. It had been remotely disabled.

This reminds me of when I used to wipe my old CRT with a damp rag to clean off the dust. Some of the wet spots were like a magnifying glass showing the RGB being beamed to the glass.

This is an inside job.

I love this.