I definitely remembered Junior Felix in the greys.

Home run on 1st MLB pitch!

Inside-The-Park Grand Slam!

Caught the final out of Steib’s no-hitter!

Junior Felix. He hit an inside the park grand slam at Fenway as a rookie. What a guy!

Because it’s shitty to bring up someone’s kids, regardless, but moreso when someone has publicly lost one.

Especially when you’re doing it to intentionally be an asshole. Which Geinke totally is, at least, publicly.

For everyone calling out Neshek for this because of Greinke’s social anxiety disorder, remember that Greinke said “I wouldn’t even sign one for your kid” to a guy who experienced the loss of his first born child after less than 24 hours of life.

That’s common knowledge, too, because I heard the story on Canadian sports…

They really got on him after he did the transposing “l’s” for “r’s” thing that is so stereotypically East Asian.

nice.

Is there an available job in your accounting department if I get fired for laughing at that gif in the office?

Exactly how in the fuck does Pictionary not make this list?

Any game where you can draw dicks just to piss everyone off should be number one on this site.

Ok, but seriously, both this kid and his Dad are total shitheads, right? I mean, I’m 37, but I’m pretty sure this is just all about vapid connectivity?

It’s very true. Oddly enough, she giggles her ass off at Running Faggot, so she’s probably still a keeper.

I’ve been trying to convince my significant other that if we have anything resembling a “wedding” one day, “Candy Man” by Armada is our first dance.

She is a KITH fan, yet still, unsurprisingly, not amused.

Well sir, you are in luck.

While the season begins on Thursday, March 29, 2018, it just so happens that Friday, March 30, 2018 is Good Friday. So, unless you’re of the church going variety or have a job that requires you to work on a holiday, you now get an extra long weekend.