Step 1: Turn car on, turn on front/rear defrost, max heat, recirculation on

Savage

We are all gonna miss Patrick but this was an awesome goodbye letter to us Jalops. Patrick is right when he talks about the community that exists right here. He led the way by not trying to bullshit us. He catches a lot of crap for banging up a Camaro mule but I knew this was an honest site when he POSTED about it and…

“You gonna buy one? I bet a bunch of you are.”

It’s not as villainous looking as the modified 110s that the bad guys in Spectre used, but considering that they are basically normal Defenders but black, damn they look quite evil. Cue the Internet telling me why I’m wrong and, despite most people on here being American and actually never living with the old one, why…

Time to post this up again:

$63,800... Rubicon territory. Somehow, the expedition roof rack didn’t show.

$49,900?!? That’s almost Wrangler money!

Maybe, but they’re all very distinct vehicles, unless you’re part of the “all SUVs are the same” crowd.

Most laughable is the bit about long-term battery health as if Audi gives a fuck about reliability outside of their warranty.

I’ve been actually going to dealerships shopping Minis lately, I’m really interested in the 4 door Cooper D. I was breathing heavily reading this article until I got to the sentence about the manual. I skipped the rest

That legitimately surprised me, since MINI customers actually buy manuals in significant numbers.

Found the guy fucking with Korey’s car.

Teenagers are, almost down to the individual level (I’m sure there are a few that are decent people), sociopathic shitbags.

When you combine their natural inability to engage in basic empathy for others with a political movement like the one that continues to support Trump, only awful things can result.

This is why I…

If they bring a manual Mercedes to the US market I’ll change my handle to Jennifer.

we find solace in the fact that they’re always wrong about us. 

Previously, I’ve had no shame about putting that info out there. Then something odd happened this year: one of my previous emailers actually apologized. I didn’t include that one here for hat reason, but I get it. Folks are human. This guy was having a rough day and felt bad that a person was on the receiving end of…

“I hope you die and all the people in your life ignore your funeral.” is a pretty intense conclusion to an argument about a manual gearbox.

These emails are why the rest of the world view car enthusiasts as socially-inept lames.