I totally should have gotten a Quadrifoglio on lease and lemoned the shit out of it by now. Free 6-12 months ride

His face may not seem amused, but Trump’s cotton candy toupee is definitely feeling the beats though.

Sounds like the perfect car to lease then lemon within 6-12 months. Maybe less by the sound of things. Free ride and all your money back. Paging Tom McParland on writing a lemon special buying article

Will it now say Power Beauty Wind Tunnel when you start it up?

Nope. I chose an aisle seat specifically so I can get up first, grab my shit from the overhead bin and get to walking off the god-forsaken germ tube as quickly as possible. I definitely wait til it’s my row’s turn to file out, but once it is I want to be the first or second person to grab my shit and go. I’m not…

EDIT: Not sure why there’s two separate blog posts, but this one didnt mention Kamui and the other one did.

Doesn’t even have a subframe reinforcement kit for when the chassis inevitably rips itself apart, pfft. Crack pipe.

Nice NMD’s Chris

Does anyone else think this is a longshot way at enabling his travel ban through private companies?

Virgin Galactic’s WhiteKnightTwo’s bigger brother from another mother

You bastard.

As a Lotus owner, I welcome the acquisition news. And I also look forward to welcoming an Exige V6 in the USA finally... and before I really piss myself with excitement, dare I say it, an ESPRIT

That Rey’s parents are midichlorians

I hope so. Permanently. Then I can finally uninstall my Kinja Blocker chrome extension specifically for him

Should have gone for 6 stingers, one for each Infinity Stone...

Are you sure it’s not just an electric Bentayga

How about wheelchairs? Sorry it’s one of those Mondays

You think the Miata is the answer? No, Autozam is.

This is called a Lapse in Common Sense. Close your kinja and eject yourself from your keyboard

I really thought the graphics on the rear wing was the Play Doh logo for a second