Can’t wait for the ESPN 30 For 30 about how this will empower and strengthen Ray Lewis and his family.

Well, if we consult the McCann Convention, I’m sure all of the following would be violations: Smiling, laughing, displaying admiration and respect for an opponent’s achievement, acknowledging implicitly that playing baseball can be fun, and having a name that ends in one of them funny foreign letters like ‘Z’.

Because: New Jersey.

- Emmit Smith

Much better than domestically racking a foul.

Copa Labradores.

You do not understand intellectual property law.

Not surprising. Normally Padres and Cardinals only agree nothing was seen when one of them actually touches someone.

Playoff hockey. you gotta murder someone out thee to get a call.

Plus, we now get to watch Norman vs Beckham Jr: The Slappening TWICE EVERY SINGLE YEAR! Entertainment value >9000

You need better memories dude.

A married couple we know recently got pregnant, and sent my wife and me an online survey to rank potential baby names.

In the checkout, cold things go with other cold things. Boxes go with other boxes. The stuff that can be broken and smushed needs to be bagged last. Whatever embarrassing thing I have to buy is hidden in the middle between the boxes and the milk/juice, so people don’t realize my shame.

In high school, I umped little league for some extra cash. Not once did I have a problem with a kid arguing a call. It was always coaches/parents who thought their kid was about 5 years from being the first 17 year old to win Rookie-of-the-year and MVP in same season.

Make America 8-8 again

JJ Watt didn’t skip leg day on 9/11.

Whoopes!

Cricketers in Delhi > Crickets in deli

Toews is JJ Watt without all the sanctimonious douchebro tweets about it.

I bet he wishes he didn't hit that first drive so baddeley.