The US didn’t eliminate Portugal in the ‘14 WC, that happened because Portugal didn’t get through on goal differential (A 4-0 loss to a German team who ran over everyone in the tournament pretty much in their first game killed them). And the main reason they drew with the US was because Ronaldo played a fantastic…

So he was an ump who thought people actually paid to see him? No thanks.

I don’t think both teams were warned. When the ump is talking to Thor, Neil Walker comes in and specifically says that the umps or Terry never mentioned anything about a warning.

I read Deadspin pretty much every day. I occasionally read some of Barstool as well, because sometimes they have random stuff I can read or check out if bored at work and I’ve already run through the usual sites I read. I’m not sure what this article is trying to accomplish.

Thor’s fastball may want to have a word about this

Aka “I made a shit ton of money, and I’m gonna enjoy it. Deuces Zuckerberg.”

Based upon the video and how many people look like are participating, how the hell are you supposed to be 12 meters away from everyone? 

1. Don’t use french bread for this. Just absurd. Use challah bread

If Calvin and Hobbes came back, I’d probably have an emotional reaction.

Champions league knockout stages are decided on aggregate goals, but tiebreaker is away goals. So since the first game was 4-1 Barca (at Barca), and this game was 3-0 Roma, Roma won by creating a tie on aggregate, but winning because they had an away goal and Barca didn’t. Therefore, a tie winning goal.  

A movie told from the POV of a 12 yr old (correct age?) kid about a bunch of other 10-14 yr old boys in the 60s has scenes regarding girls that aren’t totally on point with 2018 views? Why I never!

They are a sort of neon yellow when new, and then fade into green.

Eric Crouch ran the ball more than he threw it every year he played. That’s a bad comparison. And Tebow’s throwing motion was never going to work in the NFL.

You writing a piece about reporters getting facts wrong is pretty funny considering in your piece about MSU’s women’s basketball team you managed to state an incorrect fact in the very first sentence.

South Carolina did this in 2015-16. Went 16-0 in conference play.

Did the March 3rd game against Duke get canceled and we don’t know about it?

The J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS

So the players are mad that the owners aren’t spending money as freely as they have been, even though it’s been proven that a lot of the $100mm+ deals often aren’t worth it? When you’re potentially looking at having to take $12mm a year instead of $19mm, gonna find it tough to be on your side.

This is also the most correct infographic I’ve ever seen.