I went to USC and I’m pretty sure half the football players in one of my classes passed because of me and my buddy. Including a certain #1 pick with a penchant for hitting people and making their helmets fly off.

This all leads to Pete winding up in jail, getting released after good behavior, then scouring the country looking for the rest of his crew to “get the band back together”, for Super Bowl LI.

RIGBY.

Peter Gregory would never stand for this.

Ahhh, the days when me and Jadeveon Clowney were “friends” in college.

I Might Be God’s Right Hand, But Certainly Not His Left Arm

I think this absolutely has something to do with the health incident he had just before spring training was over. They need to do more blood work, cause clearly something is wrong with his energy levels. He’s can’t throw as hard, and gets tired quite easily.

God Must Be A Righty, Not A Lefty by Tim Tebow

This has nothing to do with how good of a catch Legares made.

Musk responded and said the story wasn’t very factual:

Saban needs to make a statement here. His program seems to be getting out of control and he’s been too lenient on his players and staff who get in trouble.

So he lost a bet, and then got upset that he had to follow through with it?

In regards to the “paging Dr. Faggot” joke, I firmly believe this is the reason why Mel Brooks will not make any sequels to his movies. He knows that no studio on earth would touch the kind of comedy he spoke about. Race, religion, sexual orientation, politics, it was all fair game! Now, no one can be offended.

Brian McCann would be proud.

Someone actually put his time up against one of David Ortiz’s HR trots against the Yankess from the weekend. I think Oritz edged him by about .02 seconds.

He patrols the last 1/3rd of the world’s outfields that Jackie Bradley Jr does not

“We just don’t. That’s because he’s been gone my whole life, and that’s fine.”

Another theory: Cops in Northern NJ aren’t the brightest individuals.

+1 cannon shot from Fort Sumter

Derian Hatcher