What you post on public-facing social media is not your private life. It is your public life. On purpose. Because you’re choosing, voluntarily, to make it public.

Honestly, I wouldn’t bet on a white man shooting a man of color getting any type of consequence. 

All that “effort” went for Nauert.

Especially with the cheating Patriots and shouldn’t be there Rams.

Just want to say thank you for all your work, especially your incredible investigative pieces year after year. Deadspin is a great place for dick jokes and making fun of Austin Rivers, but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.

Fuck Roy Moore.

What the hell is wrong with people on here today? Congrats to the two of them, that was cute and was good Saturday news. Thanks Eric!

Here’s hoping for the best with Berry. Not just because that would be a huge loss for the team, but he does seem like a cool dude who has already overcome so much.

Losing Hightower was bad, yeah. Your defense totally changed after that. Speaking of injuries, terrified for Eric Berry right now.

I don’t have fantasies of 6'6 bearded men.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

Because politics never gets mixed with sports otherwise, like those referendums to fund sports arenas or the special taxation of athletes on visiting teams.

Brady is going to side with Trump, since that towel-head Cam Newton is a huge threat to Brady winning another Super Bowl.

My DC neighbor summed it up great when explaining why he was wearing a Susan G Koman shirt not a Redskins one yesterday:

I think most Washington fans could really care less about the nickname, especially if the team was winning. I think it’s the full combination, of terrible ownership, inept coaching, & drafting (partially due to the meddlesome owner), and Soul Crushing losing and a feeling of what crazy shit will this stupid franchise…

So a group of people dominated an area for many years until outsiders moved in, took over everything, and routinely massacred the original inhabitants. Interesting.