Takes me right back to the days of Twisted Metal for playstation. 

My sister and I saw him at the NORVA in Norfolk, VA. It’s a smaller place he did a stop at solo while in the middle of a bigger tour. We waited by his bus after and he was cool about it when he came out, gave autographs to everyone waiting (it was only a handful of us out there). Despite his stage persona, he’s…

I’ve driven it... don’t drive like a jackass and it’s nearly impossible to crash, regardless of traffic. If it’s your first time (like it was mine), drive even less like a jackass.

Well, some people do say that the best way to become a millionaire is to start as a hundred millionaire and race cars.

God I hope you still have that and share it with the class

QT super boring rn.

social distancing.

I’m just disappointed they didn’t use Embiggens 

To top it off, it’s so obviously photoshopped from multiple pictures. Couldn’t they all get in the same room for one picture?

*logs off work computer*

This actually does read almost exactly like one of my eighth grade English assignments, specifically the time the teacher asked us to write a “descriptive paragraph” so I decided to wax poetic about the substitute teacher’s Buick Skylark with some of the purplest prose I could wrangle together as a weird joke.

That’s how you get the vibrance to shaken the doors. Which are both perfectly cromulent words, actually.

You're threatening the very existence of eBay. 

I love that people who deploy Futurama references almost always deploy them perfectly. Well done.

yes, Lets put a fancy interior in a model that only makes its rated power in a racing setting

Probably not. The Viper barely skirted through the regs as they were. It is. . . The Last of the Analog Supercars.

On a related note, here’s a more refined take on wall art. You just need a really big wall.

I had this above my bed when I was maybe 9? I think my grandfather gave it to me. I have no recollection of time when it went up or when it got taken down (I do remember it ripped at some point, because children destroy things). But I do remember the picture.