I look forward to chowing down on (local foodstuff and/or national fast food chain) when I get to (city)

What kind of monster tells Dolan not to quit his day job?

He’ll always be the whiny little dickhole with perpetual anguish-face that threw an inbounds ball off of Mario Elie’s face as the Suns were blowing 3-1 lead against the Rockets.

Either Ainge didn’t put up a serious offer, the Bulls have a way higher opinion of Lavine/Dunn than everybody else, or the Bulls are doing this just to fuck with Boston.

Pictured: Danny Ainge and his draft picks.

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

He was meditating.

Every once in a while (usually in-season), I hear something about another Eastern Conference team called the Wizards, but it’s in painfully dense prose that suggests a fantasy novel more than anything, so I’m going to continue to assume that the Cavs and the Knicks are the only two teams in that sewer pipe of a…

Newsflash to the people of and around New York:

Do you really think Phil Jackson would be remembered as a great coach if it weren’t for MJ, Kobe and Shaq?

And to think there was a time when Brook Lopez and Dwight Howard getting traded in one day would’ve been relevant to the landscape of the NBA.

The Warriors went 7 last year in the WCF and have had to regularly face 55+-win teams BEFORE reaching the Finals.

I’m in total agreement that a lot of things have broken their way the past few years (like Kawhi’s ankle this year), and I hate the Warriors just as much as anyone... but anybody with a passing knowledge of…

You mean every single run through the east that LeBron has made since 2010, where he has had literally zero quality teams to challenge him?

Give the man some credit. He still had to show up to get those wins.

“eminent domain proceedings.”

The 3 most important words in this piece: “completely privately funded”.

This is a really bad take.

If it makes you feel better, he has had lifelong struggles with deep depression.

No discussion would be complete without mentioning his three-decade enabling of Donald Sterling and doing nothing even in the midst of Sterling’s crappy basketball decisions, federal housing discrimination complaints/settlements, and the very public details of Elgin Baylor’s lawsuit against him.

Interestingly, Burneko just shit all over a Ringer Piece that mostly says the same https://theringer.com/2017-nba-playoffs-finals-lebron-james-golden-state-warriors-ec8a3a42f710

KD used the time other people have spent on beer, working on his jumper.