The whole argument of “most valuable player” versus “best player” comes down to a historical quirk in choosing the name of the award. I’m 100% certain it was always meant to be “best player” but “most valuable player” just sounds better and so that’s what they named it. If you’re picking the MVP company of the world,…

*****(PS: LaMarcus Aldridge, feel free to be able to post up a guard at any time. Stop making James Harden look like Clint Capela)

Seems a toothless threat.

LeBron isn’t the MVP because articles like this haven’t been true of him in the regular season for a couple of years.

A lot of these non-Cavalier Eastern Conference teams are Cinderella stories, if Cinderella were ugly as hell and did not have a fairy godmother and basically toiled unceasingly doing menial jobs until developing black lung from cleaning out chimney residue.

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

Even better, he didn’t sit those eight minutes, he was ejected for picking up a second technical foul with 8 minutes remaining in the game.

The most rational suggestion I’ve seen put forth is that for fouls away from the ball, you let the fouled team choose who takes the FTs. Oh, you want to hack at Deandre Jordan? Sure, Chris Paul will take all those FTs. Thanks!

It must suck going through life as a joyless fuck but you can eat off of your couch, so you got that going for ya.

Well I was just saying that someone clicking on an article about how cute a puppy is, to then race to the comments, only to get on his virtual pedestal about why dogs are the scourge of the Earth is probably an asshole and so unenjoyable in social gatherings that people would assumably prefer they weren’t there. That…

Look, the dog did this to HR--HR!!!!!--and you’re complaining? I’m not a proponent of animals in workspaces or stores or whatever, at all, but that particular animal is a fucking hero. He or she should be having statues chiseled in its form and poems composed in its honor, not anonymously slammed on some stupid…

And people call me crazy.

A dog took a dump on the carpet in one of the HR folks’ office just before spring. The employee was embarrassed by the dog, but just sort of scooped up the mess, sprayed some carpet cleaner, and called it a day.

I suppose it’s not surprising that you seem to know so much about assholes.

It’s weird that you focus on dogs wiping (or not wiping) their anuses. That’s really weird.

There are anti-dog trolls now?

Before stepping down as Pacers president, Bird called every other team president to tell them exactly what he was going to do.

He’s the one that spelled it wrong tbh.

Jokes on you. I wasn’t there because I don’t have enough money.

I always forget that Indiana has a basketball team. Good for them.