Not as much as you have inside your three day old underwear.  

She’s right. It’s disgusting. Regardless of whether or not you “soil” your undergarments (seriously?) or they smell bad, you still have bacteria and fecal matter in your underwear.  

I decided to vote crack pipe on this after initially thinking it was a Nice Price.

Cool story brah

Eh, I disagree. He had already given the front-row kid a ball, and so he gave this ball to another kid who (presumably) hadn’t gotten one. That seems to me like the good and just thing to do.

OK, but we still all agree, fuck Zack Hample, right?

Nope. Both space and the human body are not very thermally conductive.

You wouldn’t be frozen stiff before you asphyxiated in space, because you don’t have cold air or water in contact with your body promoting heat loss. Space is cold, but it’s a cold (mostly) nothing, not a cold something, and you need to be in contact with something for conduction or convection to occur. Your only heat…

The infinite unknowable void is way scarier than where Dora and Nemo fuck. 

Did you read the article? They said they would refund anyone that want a refund. Jesus christ, you can’t do anything right anymore.

I really had to laugh at this. It’s pretty rich coming from a site that pimps Amazon(and I believe makes money for doing so) on pretty much a daily basis. The cognitive dissonance generated by working for GMG must be staggering.

Thanks for the reminder about Prime Day.

Christ you need a new bit. 

So they finally let you write again after your massive Obama fuckup, and this is what you choose to do with it? You’re to socialism what Billy Haisley is to soccer.

No it depend on a communist revolution NEVER happening. If it did he’d have nothing to bitch about and therefore nothing to blog about. He’d have to do actual work. I suspect this would be worse than death for HamNo.

You refer to Bleacher Report as “a sports site for idiots” and then followed up with an article about Detroit Lions players touching mystery objects in a box.

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If he doesn’t cremate Gawker’s corpse, but instead tries to revive it, it’s a sure thing that the result will be substantially dumber than the original thing.

Hands down favorite video game of all time for me. ~18 years later and it still stands the test of time.