Did you notice? Not once did that robot say Merry Christmas. Was HAL to afraid of offending all his Atheist Muslim robo-pals? All his SJW safe space crybaby Hilbots (literally. Real life Hillbot 9000s). #ProudHumanChristian #MAGA #TrumpBiPolarExpress

Wordplay is for crosswords and Kazurinskys

If Leo doesn't get raped by a bear then I'm not watching. Good work Fox. You just lost yourself a ticket customer. (Why is it so hard to find good 'Bear on Man' action?)

And then I insult Dane Cook!