I’ll jump in for a 3-way... oh that doesn’t sound right.

I wanna be her BF

USA! USA! USA!

Re: Subaru

Nope. Pathfinder was based on the Hard body trucks that predated them.

Is there a wrong reason to restore a 30 year old Nissan Patrol? Because I can’t think of one.

Member when Luke used to bullseye womp rats in his 924 back home?

Pepperidge Farm remembers, and weeps daily.

If you have to use big words or lots of conjunctions or lots of prepositions, it might be that you’ve pre-instantly arrived at the fact that you have no fucking idea as to the point you’re trying to make.

Speaking of lumbering through, my machete is dull from hacking my way through that sentence.

It’s so fast, so very, very fast. Dare I say, pre-instantly is mythopoetically fast!

I think it’s one of those sentences that you type the first few words and then let the autocomplete guess what word you were going to use next and just keep repeating that to see where it goes.

Oh. He’s one of THOSE people. Where if a movie isn’t some highly pretentious, artsy bullshit, it’s terrible. Just another hipster who hates fun, apparently. I’m not like some huge movie-goer or anything, but I literally only recognized one of his tops there, Sully. Clicked into a few others at random to read a bit,…

It sounds that way because it was.

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

It’s like that episode of “Friends” when Joey used a thesaurus to replace all the words in his job application.

This sentence sounds like it was written by a man who wants us to be impressed because he knows a bunch of big words...

It made a lot more sense once I read this:

The director of “Rogue One,” Gareth Edwards, has stepped into a mythopoetic stew so half-baked and overcooked, a morass of pre-instantly overanalyzed implications of such shuddering impact to the series’ fundamentalists, that he lumbers through, seemingly stunned or constrained or cautious to the vanishing point of…