The depth of my non-understanding of what any of this shit means is profound.

The only thing that drove me crazier than watching Legends was watching all those kids on Nick Arcade fail some of the easiest games. The one I distinctly remember was watching some kid play Sonic 2 with the objective to get like 25 rings and he just could not grasp the concept of jumping as he ran smack into every…

Finally started Hannibal, for absolutely no reason other than “Huh, time to watch Hannibal!”

* G’s TFO *

“Better Call Tom Bombadil”

I Want Your Cray Cray (the song) is the worst marvel related thing since Iron Man 2

I think the important thing to remember here is nothing.

A new startup wants to upload your brain to a server, but with one very small catch: They don’t know how.

So when does his arm get ripped off? I dont get how the lesson is supposed to sink in.

Celebrity Tweets Mildly Funny Thing, Film At 11

I feel personally attacked

One thing great about Underworld and Born Slippy is that even till today, they are still as energetic as ever.

If you don’t get lectured for five minutes on a misanthropic and pathetically narrow-minded understanding of the human condition it’s not truly authentic.

No question, Returns is definitely better than the first one.

She had no character development in The Defenders, which really hampered The Defenders for me. She’s like the second worst character in The Defenders after the Immortal Iron Fist, Protector of K’un-Lun and sworn enemy of The Hand.

I'll be sure to them know that, and no this isn't a fake account.

Both Blade and Eastbound are about motherfuckers who always try to ice-skate uphill.

Diarrhea buttholes.

fuck