every line he says is the best line.

Whenever John Lovitz not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, “Where’s John Lovitz?”

hey i was in the audience for global guts. did i have it?  GUUUUUUUUUUTS!

the obvious choice is to give it to michael richards and Six.

nows my chance to bilk her for all she’s worth.

how dare you

couldn’t they get jeopardy’s blossom?

i feel like i’ve been seeing the previews for this for the past 4 years.

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/weekend-update-segment-jay-mohr/2724483

did you skip the full hour trump one?  billions and billions

Ninja Turtles Forever is the only good TMNT movie. don’t at me.

isn’t this the intro of crashbox?

its not even accurate, they’re not stutter stepping on the sand.

i can’t keep track of which witcher is which

is there a part where he-man is trapped and a bird skeleton pours slime all over him and ruins the carpet?

ah, but you may find people are the real horrifying space monster.

just make the fensler movie.

haha take that college kids and your beefhearts! sorry that the black paper behind the mirror breaks your beefheart! AM I OUT OF REACH NO IT IS THE CHILDREN WHO ARE OUT OF REACH!?

look at him sail with that big beautiful sail

i believe we already had this show and called it Alien Nation. where xenomorphs had to live side by side with humans and solve crimes.