Gallagher had a whole routine on this.

“i have always loved you” is such a troll-ey thing to say to your kids before you die.

or the freshest gum

I want Maureen Ryan to always be working.

it does have some comedy central shows i had been meaning to watch (Review), but movie wise it was like 2008 netflix.

stay out of nathan’s lane!

i was in a music store in seattle and i tried a musical saw and couldn’t even make it sound. hard instrument.

seems like a pretty pro-pedal movie. i hope they balance it out with people who only do a clean signal through OEM pickups.

WITHOUT REMORSE I WANT TO DIEEEEEEE

vote for the worst has been promoting putin for ages!

standing outside with our mouths open wide. ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

having the perfect body:  1/2 a star.

“finding a room behind a mirror” was a lazy contractor/breaking and entering. basement under the rug one was fun though. 

i’m way ahead of them! my lawn is mostly wild onions and moss.

oh i didn’t even watch all the clip. just the escalator thing.

we went to that too. it was SO crowded!

motherhood means mental freeze!

Minx, Jinx, Mank, Monk, why do they keep naming shows the same thing?