i like cinnamon raisin bagels because anytime i’m chowing down on the worlds most delicious spice and perfect bread, i like to have a few of Tutankhamen’s testicles scattered about. 

why its johnny depp, playing dave foley!

A pithy reply. So cool.

i didn’t think it was totally happy. stuff fails. it’ll just stop some day. can’t stop death.

i kid! i thought it was an intense episode that farted at the end by building to exactly nothing. it may have been a preview for the finale. hot takes no one cares!

did you watch the specials? i thought it was pretty clear he knew he was in the wrong in what he was expressing. knowing he’s an incomplete person unable to keep up. it was in no way “this is what to believe.”

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their overall sound keeps getting cleaner despite the leftfield recording techniques. very good stuff. that drum sound is fantastic.

dawes not belong on this site

“where blonde lady go. oh there she is back on tv.”

the house has a stomach that eats you and is a beautiful place to live forever in! #foreveryoung #everlastinglove

The Land Before Time IX: Journey to Big Water is a fan-servicy retread and frankly, barely canon. Claim facetiousness or i’ll report you to the mods. 

i kind of get adults killing themselves after being faced with their worst fear, but i don’t think kids would. they’d just be like, “ahh! broccoli all the time!”

i saw some movie on cable about bruce willis in some duct work and i was like “die hard: in an office tower!”

its not their fault. they’re working backwards from “i am and always have been a good person.”

if joel mchale couldn’t work, norms won’t. norm is infinitely more funny, but mchale’s show was more polished and had a broader appeal. i really enjoyed both, although mchales jokes were so-so most of the time. 

that is probably a good list but 4, 8, and 10 are really unappealing to me. 

i would like a list of 10 of gothams charms before believing that first phrase.

my guess is that the sitcom has a bunch of day laborers do the hard work and then at the end of the show one of them swings a sledge hammer, pretending to work, and then summarizes the lesson of the show.