Jenna is listening, listening like the sun in the sky.

I will watch literally anything featuring Kyle Chandler.

It's obvious who got Lucille'd: whoever decides to not re-up their contract.

HA HA HA THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

It's obviously Dickon Manwoody.

"I don't care what anybody says, [Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within] is one of the best sci-fi films ever made." - Max Caulfield from Life is Strange, a game totally coincidentally published by Square Enix.

When did Wolf Parade get back together?

Exactly. El Secuestro is just a perfect episode of television.

Send some bears to maul children?

I feel like they did a good job Americanizing Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644 into Modern Family, though.

It's a very, very closely guarded secret.

Now we can't forget How to Live With Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life), guys.

Aren't those all the same feeling?

Silver Snakes for life.

Oh man, it's just what I've always wanted.

That's my birthday.

Viva Pinata is perfect. I will fight you.

Markiplier is pretty awful, yeah. But if you think sites like IGN are (or ever were) "reputable," then this is really all your fault.

How do you send someone to prison for murder when there's no type of proof that a murder occurred?

I'm still kinda upset that "Edit the Sad Parts" was the only song (other than the reused Tundra/Desert) not to wind up on Building Nothing. It's easily one of my all time favorite songs, but it's only on one mostly forgotten EP and the vinyl release of their debut. It's weird.