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Chris Haese
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The letters in Hunter Zolomon also spell "Then Lo! Zoom Run."

Dude, she's like 13.

I don't want to detail too much to avoid spoilers, and I definitely don't want to downplay the seriousness and evil of rape, but what Purple Man did to Jessica in the comic was…worse, much worse than rape.

If you think Mario Karting is friendly, I think you've been playing a different game than me. It's just another battlefield, where the only rule is "cheat" and the only real reward is a quick death.

Rapunzel, Elsa, Anna. Merida too if you include Pixar films.

Chocolate soda.

The Flash gets his power from the Speed Force; the layer of energy between universes which connects all things and can be harnessed by speedsters to do virtually anything. He is much more than "a guy who runs fast," he's basically DC's god of deus ex machina.

OK, so lets have some fun with the math involved with Taco Bell's interpretation of what constitutes a lifetime of free food. They are giving $10,000 in gift certificates over the course of 46 years as the reward; "a lifetime of free food" in their words. That's not even $5 per week, you can't live off that. Here's

Last Christmas I bought my niece My Neighbor Totoro, telling her it was one of my favorite movies. My sister turned it off and threw it away after the scene in the beginning of the movie where the father is having a bath with his two daughters. I explained to her later that it's a cultural thing, but she still thought

Goddammit dad, would you just shut up about Yo La Tengo? I don't even like tejano music!

Peyton Reed is awesome, actually. That made me a little less sad about losing Wright.

No coincidence, by the way, that Olly shares a name with The Green Arrow.

Whenever I hear the name Karl, all I can think of is the "CHICKEN SANDWICHES, CARL!!!" sketch from The State.

We used to raid the cult classics section of Hollywood Video for trip movies to watch. We didn't get Existenz thanks to my aversion to the improper use of the letter "z," but we one time we picked up Naked Lunch. We had no idea what the movie was about, it had a trippy cover and tagline so we grabbed it. We popped in

Yeah, she even scared Pycelle away, who might have been able to administer an antidote if he'd been nearby.

The only thing about Tywin; I don't think he would frame Tyrion. He already has one disgraced kingslayer for a son, how would his precious legacy fare if his only other son turned out to be one too? Plus this makes a big mess with the Tyrells, whom Tywin had spent a considerable amount of effort joining their two

Cersei was too quick to point the finger at Tyrion, and he obviously didn't do it. This has Lannister plotting written all over it. Poison is Cersei's weapon of choice. She has known that she had lost control of Joffrey the moment he was crowned, and she has recognized on the show what a monster he'd become. By

He was speaking biologically. As if we were beasts in a field and not a civilized culture that has built-in protections for this kind of skeezitude. His comment was perfectly clear about that. No need to get your panties bunched.