Your first sentence was six lines long. Godfather length. You need an editor.

First they came for our wagons, then our coupes, then they came for our sedans....

10000000 fucking percent. Ever since they added one in utah 90 percent of the shit on the road has the stupid one nation under god plate.

hands down, this is the best license plate in the history of ever.

I understand they’re developing region specific offerings. For example, a rum ham holder in Philadelphia. Albany may make the cut. 

But I’m from Utica.

Honey-baked ham? That’s your problem right there. If that held steamed hams, it’d be a best-seller, at least in the Albany area. 

To be fair, when he was a teen he did trash Logan’s prized Ferrari.

I’ve made a huge mistake.

Another perfect example of why a woman’s place is in the bedroom, not on a sports field of any type.

Your video player is garbage.

Worst use of a promotional KC Monarchs fedora. Hope they’re OK, though! Yeeesh!

Maybe he should get the words tattooed on his neck?