I never much cared for Mitch Hedberg before all of this, but I think I’m coming around.

Mix in some Trump tweets and I bet you can’t tell them apart.

3D printer.

Shouldn’t their special underwear keep their driveshafts where they should be?

Not that it really matters but Kansas City has several K and W prefixes too. TV and radio.

At least Rex isn’t calling the Royals the Angels anymore.

No one has mentioned Zika in the last two days.

220, 221. Whatever it takes.

...shoddy conditions – which include flooded floors, broken elevators, mould and holes in the ceiling – have shocked some team managers, athletes and volunteers.

The Oakland A’s want to know when they can move in.

It is the Colosseum and all. The pipes from that toilet lead strait back to the clubhouse.

Cut them up?

Not unless you’re an asshole or Alberto Contador which are one and the same. He went on an attack late in the 2010 TdF against Andy Schleck (in yellow) who dropped his chain causing Andy and everyone else to loose their shit. The time it took Andy to get his chain back on all but ruined his chance to win the overall…

Everything looks fine to me.

Word!

It’s the worst!

I work with one, and it is fucking infuriating!!

If you think baseball has a shit ton of unwritten rules cycling list is miles or make that kilometers longer. Attacking the yellow jersey when they have an accident is not looked at favorably, thats why they waited. The race is Frooms to loose.