Japan, keeping shit weird since 1945.

You will have to excuse Infantino when he promised to usher in an era of accountability for soccer’s scandal-ravaged governing body, well because...

Let this fucking five-alarm dumpster fire burn to the ground. Sweep up the ashes and start anew.

No, but I’m sure many of the local high schools football programs do.

All’s I’m saying is 24...

Please someone pass me the tinfoil!

You’ll always have the movies.

With the brown uniforms who would ever notice.

He deserves it, ketchup on a hot dog is an abomination!

1. Olympic getting hit by a car

I’m looking at you St. Louis Cardnials.

however it won’t thwart a guy who knows how to use a coat-hanger.

I had one of those, in 1998.

However, if it makes the haters of the BFIB’s feel better about themselves, then I guess it’s all worth it!

And those cargo shorts...