One minute later:

Have you hit anyone recently?

Probably no more than the Renegade already has on.

Nah, Internet has moved onto Clock Boy

French car design gives me a...certain je ne sais quoi.

Hey dude, can you please stop leaving notes on my Hummer? Thanks.

Wow, this is wasteful. You could have donated that PT Cruiser and made a less fortunate person's life a little bit shittier.

What does this massive knob control?

That is called PTSD.

Makes me think about a compressed air jet running the surface of my ass.

Nah

I'm not DeMuro.

Ah, who axed you?

Just in case you weren't aware. There is no coffee drink named expresso.

My favorite is the dodge / plymouth neon / expresso. Yes, my car is peppy and Italian.. like an expresso.

It's almost like it's an inexpensive car.

Seriously. I want to cut off the last 2 feet of this car and mount it on my wall.

Nah, everyone just wants the D