Mute the video if you have to.

@trev: No need to worry about there being a 2nd generation. All the existing ones are committing suicide as we speak: [jalopnik.com]

AMC Gremlin gets my vote.

I think God's trying to kill off the Hippies.

Dude. I want a focus with a Gulf Oil paint job!

Even I'm ashamed to say it, but his worst was the Ford

What's my problem with vans?

Porsche is going to slaughter the Mini. Everyone knows that! But it'll be fun to watch. Sorta like watching a train wreck: You want to stop watching because it's horrible, but you can't look away because it's too awesome.

@ploopsy: Kudos to you! Didn't think of that one.

Toss up between Honda NSX GTR and the Nissan R390.

I had things come out my arse that were better looking than that.

Good God.

That's why I drink Coka-Cola. Less chance of maniacal Sentra drivers ruining my day.

Mis-matched rims, no windows, bondo-finish. Yet half the size.

Two words: Ferris Bueller

It looks like he ramped it in the 4th floor off an embankment.

Look at your Audi, now back to the Bimmer. Back at the Audi, now back to the Bimmer. Sadly, it isn't the Bimmer. But if you stop driving lady-scented cars and switched to BMW, you could at least perform like the Bimmer. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're in Hong Kong with the car your car could perform like!…

Proof that mid-life crises are starting to worsen

It could've been worse. Much worse.

@sectachrome: That made my day.