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I’ve been saying it for years. We need to call them drive arounds. This is what happens when you send mixed messages.

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I see your del sol and raise you a Toyota Soarer Aerocabin

They had to make everything look like rocketships (and penises) to defeat the Soviets.

Reading into it, this guy wasn’t charging at Superchargers, he was charging at CHaDEMo chargers, which don’t have the communication with the car to manage charging that Superchargers do.

TWO-POINT-OH LITERS?! WHAT IS THAT IN FREEDOM UNITS? HAW HAW HAW IS IT A CAWR OR A BOTTLE OF DIET MOUNTAIN DEW

The Wrangler Dragon Edition, it comes to us from an alternate universe where Bruce Lee never existed and Burt Reynolds took his place.

The Chevy Venture Warner Brother’s Edition, with matching keychains. You had to be Daffy to drive one.

I have forwarded these comments to Charles Shipan at your university...so he can also give you a well-earned star.

“I’m a doctor. Now turn your head and cough.”

Boy would it be nice if we civilian off-road enthusiasts had access to such machinery—it would make our mud-pit extraction operations a heck of a lot more interesting.

The WRX screams, “I’m a Javascript developer who was told this is a cool car to buy because it has all the cool stuff that makes a cool car cool: AWD, Turbo, Six Speed, Spoiler, Disc Brakes, and comes in electric blue.”

Hate to rain on y’all’s parade, but it’s going to cost considerably more than $800,000:

Honestly, I think that EVERY parent should have a talk about firearm safety, whether they own guns or not. With guns being so prevalent, you never know when your child may come into contact with one. I have quite a few guns at my house and a child, and I teach my son gun safety all the time, even with his toy nerf

You bailed way too soon. It gained momentum and by the end it was some of his best material honestly.

Fundamentally

A vague answer with no citation that I’m skeptical of, that’s just what I came here for.

840 is not enough. It needs to be in the comma club.

This thing is going to blow more trannies than a chruch trip to Thailand.

What about Anal Roberts? What are their recruiting policies?