Are you really such a ninja that you think there is an appreciable difference in you walking through the house with a bat and your wife doing it? Because there isn't. I do most of the noise investigation in my home (but I also outearn him and fix things, so maybe I'm harboring a secret penis) and I can honestly say my…

Glad you were here to speak for most women. As one woman, I can only say that I would MOST DEFINITELY switch. Give me a ride-on-top mower, a toolbox, and a gun. Someone else can handle cooking all my meals, doing my laundry, cleaning my house, and raising my children.

"I'd rather sweep the floor than risk my life like that"

Yet another example of an idiot who does really little but thinks that everything he does is Really Important Shit.

Presumably the burglars are attracted to his valuable hoard of shelves.

How fucking often do people try to break into your house? If you're investigating bumps in the night even 1/10th as often as dishes need to be done, you're either paranoid as hell or you need to move.

Too fucking funny. Misogynist idiot FTW.

Then why don't you just propose a full switch, and do all the cooking and cleaning while your wife takes care of shelf-hanging and car repair and noise investigation?

I've lived in a house with indoor and outdoor chores, and we fought like cats and dogs for the outdoor chores. Raking / mowing / shoveling / washing the car — all very occasional (seriously, you're arguing that you have to dig out the driveway twice a day? Nope), fun, and everyone acts like you just invented the…

Thanks BobLob, took the words right out of my mouth.

And how often do you have to put up shelves and fix the car? Twice a day?