One does not simply step into college. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just nerds. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do…

"What page is this on" is some Bilbo Baggins style "What have I got in my pocket" bullshit.

Not fair. Not fair! It must give usss three guesses, precious!

This. Is. PUNDERDOME!

The correct response would have been: "What edition do you mean? The original UK Allen and Unwin release, or the American Ballentine Release?"