Seconding this. The guy in the middle turning purple trying to cover his laughter is the cherry on top.

Then I probably shouldn’t ask the rambling lunatic any follow-up questions?

Hmm, I was confused as to what he was on about as AFAIK you can charge Apple devices with normal electricity at normal prices and no device I’ve had has ever updated and restarted on its own.

Only if it's an IPA.

Good. Because it's a shame to just waste beer like that. There are sober children in Africa who would love to have it.

The concept of "leftover" beer is completely foreign to me.

A couple of years ago, I did an honest review of all the items in my wallet, and thought about what I really needed to be carrying every day. For the majority of my membership cards (eg. Frequent Flyer cards, Health Insurance cards, library cards, etc) I have my membership number in my phone for a reference, and take…

My Mac wouldn't let me download it. unidentified developer.

Bitch please.

We've asked Lifehacker readers in the past to show us their shaving kits, now show us yours!

We've asked Lifehacker readers in the past to show us their shaving kits, now show us yours!

How to buy a car without going into debt: Step one, scrounge up $1100-1400.00 and do some research. Buy the best $1000+/- beater you can find. Now figure out what you think you can afford as a car "payment" and save that back every month like you would if you borrowed. If you did your research well, your $1000+/-…

Thank you, I just burst out laughing at my desk. I needed that.

dont forget teleport

It's true, it's a great idea. I've always wanted to move into my ex girlfriends house, so I park outside every night. Y'know, to see how it looks...

Sad state we're in when 280 characters or less can qualify as genius.

I have, once.

So be careful about using pressure treated wooden pallets for outdoor furniture, which will be going on your deck, which was probably built using pressure treated lumber...

Who uses wallpaper in this day and age?.

@Yankton: "critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adults themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and…