maybe don’t buy from Carvana until it changes everything about the way it conducts business.

As someone whose name has been mangled my entire life, I cannot stress this enough: Don’t make a big show of “I’m so dumb lol” or “ wow, what an *unusual* name” etc. Literally just say, “Hey, I want to make sure I say this correctly - how should I pronounce your name?"

Crazy how Hyundai went from the brand you want to avoid if you can afford to avoid buying their cars, to being a real player in nearly all of their automotive endeavors.

Tesla is not exactly known for their customer service.

Tesla Model 3s and Ys.

The GMC Acadia and Dodge Journey. They just rub me the wrong way 

Nissan took over the 400 credit score crowd from Hyundai / Kia about a decade ago.

Nissan Altima. I don’t know how it came to be the go-to car for shitty drivers, but whenever I see one in my peripheral vision I know I’m about to get cut off.

Constipated Cars, Trucks, and SUVs

My husband is a big bearded dude who drives a SuperCrew F-350 with a capper (he’s a contractor). Everyone pegs him as a RWNJ on site and it’s alarming the kind of (ignorant, racist, conspiracy theory, etc.) stuff people feel comfortable saying to him as a result.

Dodge Journeys. Garbage car that you buy when your A1 asks are room for the kids and a rock-bottom price--which are both totally valid criteria. Unfortunately neither of them are “driving”, “being a good driver”, or “driving safely”. The number of dipshit maneuvers I see from Journeys on the daily...I actively avoid…

My two would be Subaru Outbacks and Dodge Chargers.

Maybe it's just my area, But Ram trucks, especially white ones, are all over the place and usually driven by the worst kind of aggressive driver.

Yeah the cryptosimps are getting quieter and quieter lately.

You won’t hear a peep.

I’m sure there were good people who got suckered in, but I saw a lot of “have fun being poor”* aimed at anyone who questioned crypto.

Literally everyone saw this coming.  And it is awesome.

I don’t know, there’s hardly any drawings of dicks in Booksmart.

“‘Well that’s like saying don’t make the second episode of the The Sopranos. Like, so why do you think we would screw up the second one?’”

No, Judd, it’s like saying don’t make Anchorman 2.