You had me at Center-lock wheels. 

Fucking YES. These guys need some new music, cuz it’s been a while - a cross between DECEMBERUNDERGROUND and Sing the Sorrow would be sweeet.

Essentially my MO these days: Minecraft for the “brain-off zen”, and for mindless violence and looting, Borderlands. Works well with a glass of Glenmorangie, Ballantine’s, Laws, etc. as others have suggested. Now how do I convince my fiance that smoking a Cohiba in the house is a good idea..?

So how soon until the inevitable, “This is a 1992 Jaguar XJR-15 LM, and it’s one of the coolest secret supercars of the 1990's. And today, I’m going to review it,” I wonder?

Or price, but it’s a Hummer so I’m going to guess it’s exorbitant.

Or unrealized masochistic tendencies.

Neutral: I’ve gone from Dodge -> Volkswagen -> Audi, and am on my third Audi after leases, and most recently a CPO purchase. It’s true you’d generally be crazy to own an Audi outside its factory warranty, but they’re nice to sit in, fun to drive, AWD works very well when it snows, and as for the newer Sportbacks -…

Gonna chime in here and say this is one of the best home security systems around. Detects and sends faces as alerts, super easy to set up, geofencing is really nice when leaving/arriving home, Homekit (iCloud secure video coming Q1 2020) and Google Home compatible, onboard secure storage, and best of all - ZERO…

Gonna chime in here and say this is one of the best home security systems around. Detects and sends faces as alerts,…

Now those are some quirks and features.

Car enthusiasts are the most prolific abusers of apostrophes when abbreviating car model years like “90’” instead of the correct “’90". Sure, I get what you mean, but was the car built in 9019, or 1990? Ffs.

Yup, it’s pretty awful.

This custom filter list seems to keep them spinning for me, if now not completely blacked out... gifs are another story though (zero-G F1 article for example)

Luckily, all search results for my personalized plate just auto-correct to results for Jalopnik! But who cares.

Absolutely yes. As much as I loathe the sea of glossy touchscreens, aching for fingerprints, this is a welcome change to Audi’s lineup. Can I get it in brown?

God, that shifter looks so chintzy for a $69k SUV (nice).

Considering Hertz (/Dollar/Thrifty) and Enterprise have more than 17,000 combined locations across the US, including airport locations which are pretty massive, plus upfitters and UHaul, I don’t think it’d be a stretch.

Fleet/rental?

Hey at least he didn’t tack on $10k to the price in an attempt to recoup the work

Honestly I could take it or leave it, but I’ve never been a huge Corvette fan. It’s a step in the right direction if they want to sell the car to anyone under the age of 50.

Great to see Lamborghini is employing Praying Mantises to help design their new cars. Hopefully someone was beheaded for this monstrosity, because it really toes the line between “hypercar cool” and “over-designed ugly”.