is there a way I could ho e school her

Oh let’s! A field trip.

Dayum! Not exactly how I pictured my non sexual crush’s wife to be, more like my favorite-conspiratorial-summer-camp-bunkmate-who-always-had-one-last-hilarious-semi secret - to whisper to me before I nod off wife person. Too many words, I know. Benn on the phone with Comcast for three hours now.

Oh, wow, really? That directly? That’s wild. This American Life frequently tries for a pro-working-class position (featuring working-class contributors, referring to Studs Terkel as an inspiration etc.). Glass’s wife blogging about wanting to have a pit-bull attack working-class people who sat on her building’s steps…

He has always seemed like the anally retentive super clean type to me.

Condo boards and parent-teacher associations are where NIMBY helicopter parents and other sanctimonious meddlers go to indulge their autocratic fantasies.

ooooh this is weird. You always think the people on npr totally have their shit together. This makes me feel much better about my life. I may not have the career/home/education I dreamed about but I don’t have bed bugs so I suppose I can chalk that up as a win.

People who live in Glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

That argument of “he was going to finish” in a few minutes made no sense to me.

“thought it was reasonable for [the accused] to penetrate you for a few more minutes if he was going to finish.”

I have a Venus of Willendorf fridge magnet.

Chy looks great, fuck the haterz. Also, you could make the argument that the Kardashians have been scamming from black women the entire time so.......really, this is full circle.

Can you please render judgement on this? I think this is high-level shade, but a judge’s ruling would be much appreciated.

My god, Jamaica Kincaid, if you read the comments here at Jezebel, please know you are one of my heroes. “Girl” changed my life.

Thank you!!!!!! I’m really saddened by how aggressively negative the comments on these sorority articles are. You’d think feminists would want to support and encourage these massive, women-only organizations, but they’d rather chalk them up to whatever stereotype they love to hate.

Boom boom, represent. We’re in the minority here. Obviously with chapters being as unique as the campuses they are on, not everyone has the same experience as we have. Different strokes for different folks. (Holy crap, it’ll be 23 years this fall since my initiation!!) Oh, and my first reaction to the video was “we tot…

On the other end of the sorority spectrum:

Just going to chime in as an ADPi (from over 20 years ago), clubs do all kinds of silly things. I went to a small school and Greeks were not the majority, it really gave me a place to meet people and enjoy the college experience.

Man: “Awww, why dont you give me a smile, I’m just trying to be friendly, you can at least be friendly back!”